Attack of the Hat

"Hey, Dude I smell something funny on your head"

"Rrrrg! What is this vile thing covering my cranium!?!"
"My head is suffocating. It must be stopped!"
"Not to mention the damage it is doing to my hair style."
"The knit monster is strong, but I am stronger!!"
"It fought valiantly, however only one of us could survive."

Three cheers for the brave orange knight from the Land of Giraffe

And moment of silence for the hat (and a warm baby head)